rizaoftheowls:

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

November  22   ( 402671 )
  

troublesome-transboy:

Me: my kink is going a full 24 hours without some kind of medical issue

My useless body: …unrealistic, blocked.

November  22   ( 4583 )
  

michelllejones:

coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god

November  8   ( 81109 )
  

serenasaystoday:

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

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November  8   ( 279797 )
  

miserablelittlesmugbastard:

peachpitgirl:

what the fuck is this

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November  7   ( 261820 )
  

zanimez:

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

November  7   ( 350674 )
  

rizaoftheowls:

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

November  5   ( 402671 )
  

co-existence:

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

October  19   ( 694636 )
  

trauma-demon:

My only moods are

  • High empathy
  • Anxious Anxious anxious!!
  • I AM GOD
  • Dissociate
  • The pure embodiment of rage
October  19   ( 115865 )
  

anakinskydala:

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

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October  19   ( 162776 )
  

prideprejudce:

friends tv show writers: we are going to model ross geller as every girl’s dream guy. aka the most lovable male character in the show. joey is a womanizer and chandler fears commitment but ROSS is the intelligent (egotistical), romantic (possessive/jealous), and thoughtful (sexist/homophobic) Nice Guy™ of the bunch and i’m positive all the fans will just adore him!!!

the entire friends fandom:

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October  19   ( 69744 )
  

fourthell:

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

October  19   ( 294953 )
  
October  19   ( 94046 )
  

spindlewit:

the one real thing we’ve learned from the aftermath of the Venom movie is that no one can draw Tom Hardy.

October  19   ( 68785 )
  

c0ffeekitten:

strawberryspoons:

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

October  19   ( 289987 )
  
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